29...again?

Sister, The US Postal Service has done it again. Of course I bought you a birthday card well in advance of your birthday like I always do. Of course I have it filled out with heartfelt sentiments about what a great big sister you are as you always have been. And of course, the Post Office is going to refuse to deliver said card to you on your actual birthday like they do every year. I think when I am done here, wishing you the bestest of birthdays, I am going to write a strongly worded letter to them. They really do owe you an apology. They need to apologize for not giving it their all. I mean, when I take your card in tomorrow morning, with the postage on straight and the address written neatly, all ready to go, they are going to laugh. They are going to laugh in my face when I tell them that I need them to deliver it by tomorrow afternoon so as not to miss your birthday. They are going to laugh and then call the other post office clerks over to laugh some more. Laugh about how I am wearing mis-matched shoes (on purpose in an attempt to get them to take pity on me and deliver your card post haste), laugh about the puffy glitter stickers I've stuck on the envelope (I found them in your closet at mom's house by the way - I think they are Precious Moments) and laugh about how I expect them to deliver the card to you on the same day I send it. Is that the right attitude I ask you? Aren't I the customer here? Shouldn't they say "How high?" (which they will ask that tomorrow in an attempt to find the answer to why I think they will put down their Star Magazine - Jamie Lynn Spears is on the cover with the unbelievable true story of the alien child she is carrying, and get your card to you on the most special of days). So let's just say it. The Postal Service has ruined your birthday. I don't know why they do this to you year after year. In any event, try not to let them spoil your day. I hope you have the best birthday this year! Did you already open your gifts? I bet you did... Happy Birthday sister - keep on keeping on. (and a note on the cheesey 1980's picture fading. you know I'm new to this whole graphic design program. Well, I was experimenting and put the effect on all the photos...and then couldn't figure out how to get rid of it. I blame this on the Post Office as well.) *And another note. I am really enjoying being creative with the photos I post, but as you can tell, I'm having a little trouble with white borders. Bear with me. At some point I will figure it out...or maybe I won't. I'm going to go to sleep now.